1) She played Lindsay Bluth in Arrested Development
Her chicken dance is my favorite.
2) Her apology for marrying Ellen DeGeneres
Brilliant. That poor dog.
3) She was in a little movie called Scream 2
LOOK AT THOSE EYEBROWS!
4) She is clearly in charge.
Nell Porter on Ally Mcbeal was way more interesting than most of the women on that show, especially Ally.
And Veronica Palmer from Better Off Ted will kick your ass if she needs to, or if she has nothing better to do.
Like you need another reason.