I think that I shall never see
Eyebrows lovelier than those on Zachary.
Who can win any debate with just one brow raise,
Changing his opponents arguments into praise.
No matter how bushy or furrowed, none can compete
With the eyebrows that put our Zach in the elite.
Whether he is plain Quinto, Spock or the evil Sylar,
He is always the man with the eyebrows that take the cigar.